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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Friday, 20 June 2008, 10:12 am

oh, i'm tagged by Val. oh crap. i don't want to do it. okay... i shall put really crappy answers and make it as hilarious as possible! hahaha. so, all the answers are untrue and fictional. ehh Daryl Ong, do this too okay! i bet yours is more hilarious than mine!

Basic stuff
How do you call yourself? (What's your name?): yo mama
How old are you?: knn, lost count already lah
Where you live?: lin bei house
With whom?: ah girl, ahma, lin nabei, lin nabu. and alot of girl girl and trans trans. you want service? service?

Favorite things
Color?: pinkypinkpinkpinkpink (omg)
Person?: that bitch over there
Pet? (Not animal. Pet. Either living or dead. Yours or a friends): lion. ROAR
Number (lucky or just magic)?: the last digit of this week's winning 4D
Childhood memory?: coming out of my mum's womb
Thing to do when you're bored?: sex lah, what else
Person to talk to when you're bored?: downstairs coffee shop aunty
Place to shop?: the nearby stock MARKET
Food? (The whole meal, not a category): pedigree
Place to go when you're sad?: brothel
Place to go when you're happy?: brothel. DUH

The last stuff
What's the last thought that crossed your mind?: sex's good!
Person you spoke with you in real life?: that dog beside me
Person you spoke with on the phone?: hmm. Charlie Chaplin
Person you spoke with online?: can't remember. the last time i went online was... i don't know.
Person you sent any sort of snail mail to?: snails
Place you went?: brothel lah
Thing you did before bed last night?: SEXSEXSEXSEX

Friends stuff
Who's your best friend?: don't have )))):
Why?: cause everyone all have their best friends already. then i never choose choose. so now they don't want me to be their best fwend )))))))))))))): FUCK
If you had to spend an entire day talking to only 2 people...?: me, myself
The best person you ever un-friended?: i
Who do you wish you spent more time with?: the girl that i had sex with last night. damn, she left in a hurry.
Who knows you better than anyone else (honestly)?: the police. they got all my crime records and school records and disciplinary records and guinness world records
Who is secretly someone you're embarassed of for whatever reason?: him (you choose). cause his cock damn big then always stuck out like sore thumb. omg.

Your family stuff
Any siblings?: 2 sisters
Are your parents still married to each other?: i think so. well they seemed to be married
Which parent do you like better?: my 11th father. no, i mean 12th
Would you voluntarily hang out with your sibling?: hell yeah. (sick look)
What about your parents?: which parents? i've got 15 fathers lah, ah nei

Random stuff
If you could have an accent, which would you have?: coffee shop ah beng. linnabei, knn, jibai.
Do you remember your dreams?: i only remember a band called DREAM THEATER. is that counted?
Do you speak any foreign languages?: yeah. i can recite for you the 4 different languages played at the mrt station. yeah yeah you get what i mean (wum-ba-da wum-ba-da wum-ba-da)
What's your middle name and why is it that?: si me sai

Relationships stuff
Are you married, dating, or single?: married and dating. psst i'm having an affair. don't tell my wife k!
If you had the opportunity, would you go back out with any of your exes?: yessssss. i miss having sex with them! hahahaha
Have you ever had a friend try to steal your bf/gf?: they dare to cum steal. cum lah. i take chopper chop off her cock
Would you rather be single and have lots of friends or married?: eh both can a nots. please please please please please please. give chance leh
Do you really tell your significant other everything?: nope. secrets are meant to be kept really secretive
Have you ever cheated just because you can?: of course!
Do you think your bf/gf is better than the losers your friends bring home?: DEFINITELY. i've got good taste. heh

Last stuff
Have you ever cried in public just to get attention?: yeah of course! i can cry until singapore river flooded
Have you ever lied just to get attention?: eh, i lied throughout this whole shit to get attention. hahahahhahahhaha
Would you ever colaborate with a friend's lie just to make them look cool?: ummmmm
Assume you were rich, where would you buy your clothes?: i don't wear clothes
What makes you smile?: little kids
What makes you frown?: saggy boobs
What's your ultimate goal/dream?: achieving my ultimate goal/dream!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA omg. super uber crap. hahaha

okay go study study NOW.

Oranje FTW!