Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Monday, 30 June 2008, 8:58 pm
31st July 2008.31 more days.
Grade 8 piano exam.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
i'm damn scared. and worried. its only 31 more days!
taking piano exam is really scary.
the room is sound-proof. and it feels very enclosed.
only 2 people would be in the room. the examiner. and me.
and and and, its really cold. cold cold cold. ugh.
okay. practice practice practice.
hmm class outing today at Vivo. people who went are: Chang Yi, JitJit, Val, Grace, Denise and me! it was lunch at Carl's Jr. walking around. Arcade. Gloria Jean's!
whoa, regular ice-blended at Gloria Jean's are only 3bucks! damn cheap. got a mint chocolate bomb. heh. MINT (:
but but, i find it isn't as good as Coffee Bean's ice blended. hmm, yet to try their other flavours. i want to try an ice blended from PCC! haha.
random: i think Finnish names are real cool.
Monday, 23 June 2008, 3:20 pm
and once again, i'm in love with HIM!
i'm referring to the band, not a guy. haha
i just love Finnish musicians
i'm referring to the band, not a guy. haha
i just love Finnish musicians
Saturday, 21 June 2008, 6:41 pm
----------------Now playing: Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
via FoxyTunes
hahaha. sexual eruption?! Grace Chan, i'm not horny okay!! it just so happens that i'm listening to this song.
whoooo... Snoop Dogg!! haha. i'm in a very hip-hop and R&B mood right now! yeahyeahyeah. eh-uh-eh-uh.
oh oh and i want to learn parkour! its like damn cool. haha. maybe i shall practice at the playground downstairs. haha jump here jump there.
holy crap, midyears starts on monday.
Friday, 20 June 2008, 10:12 am
oh, i'm tagged by Val. oh crap. i don't want to do it. okay... i shall put really crappy answers and make it as hilarious as possible! hahaha. so, all the answers are untrue and fictional. ehh Daryl Ong, do this too okay! i bet yours is more hilarious than mine!Basic stuff
How do you call yourself? (What's your name?): yo mama
How old are you?: knn, lost count already lah
Where you live?: lin bei house
With whom?: ah girl, ahma, lin nabei, lin nabu. and alot of girl girl and trans trans. you want service? service?
Favorite things
Color?: pinkypinkpinkpinkpink (omg)
Person?: that bitch over there
Pet? (Not animal. Pet. Either living or dead. Yours or a friends): lion. ROAR
Number (lucky or just magic)?: the last digit of this week's winning 4D
Childhood memory?: coming out of my mum's womb
Thing to do when you're bored?: sex lah, what else
Person to talk to when you're bored?: downstairs coffee shop aunty
Place to shop?: the nearby stock MARKET
Food? (The whole meal, not a category): pedigree
Place to go when you're sad?: brothel
Place to go when you're happy?: brothel. DUH
The last stuff
What's the last thought that crossed your mind?: sex's good!
Person you spoke with you in real life?: that dog beside me
Person you spoke with on the phone?: hmm. Charlie Chaplin
Person you spoke with online?: can't remember. the last time i went online was... i don't know.
Person you sent any sort of snail mail to?: snails
Place you went?: brothel lah
Thing you did before bed last night?: SEXSEXSEXSEX
Friends stuff
Who's your best friend?: don't have )))):
Why?: cause everyone all have their best friends already. then i never choose choose. so now they don't want me to be their best fwend )))))))))))))): FUCK
If you had to spend an entire day talking to only 2 people...?: me, myself
The best person you ever un-friended?: i
Who do you wish you spent more time with?: the girl that i had sex with last night. damn, she left in a hurry.
Who knows you better than anyone else (honestly)?: the police. they got all my crime records and school records and disciplinary records and guinness world records
Who is secretly someone you're embarassed of for whatever reason?: him (you choose). cause his cock damn big then always stuck out like sore thumb. omg.
Your family stuff
Any siblings?: 2 sisters
Are your parents still married to each other?: i think so. well they seemed to be married
Which parent do you like better?: my 11th father. no, i mean 12th
Would you voluntarily hang out with your sibling?: hell yeah. (sick look)
What about your parents?: which parents? i've got 15 fathers lah, ah nei
Random stuff
If you could have an accent, which would you have?: coffee shop ah beng. linnabei, knn, jibai.
Do you remember your dreams?: i only remember a band called DREAM THEATER. is that counted?
Do you speak any foreign languages?: yeah. i can recite for you the 4 different languages played at the mrt station. yeah yeah you get what i mean (wum-ba-da wum-ba-da wum-ba-da)
What's your middle name and why is it that?: si me sai
Relationships stuff
Are you married, dating, or single?: married and dating. psst i'm having an affair. don't tell my wife k!
If you had the opportunity, would you go back out with any of your exes?: yessssss. i miss having sex with them! hahahaha
Have you ever had a friend try to steal your bf/gf?: they dare to cum steal. cum lah. i take chopper chop off her cock
Would you rather be single and have lots of friends or married?: eh both can a nots. please please please please please please. give chance leh
Do you really tell your significant other everything?: nope. secrets are meant to be kept really secretive
Have you ever cheated just because you can?: of course!
Do you think your bf/gf is better than the losers your friends bring home?: DEFINITELY. i've got good taste. heh
Last stuff
Have you ever cried in public just to get attention?: yeah of course! i can cry until singapore river flooded
Have you ever lied just to get attention?: eh, i lied throughout this whole shit to get attention. hahahahhahahhaha
Would you ever colaborate with a friend's lie just to make them look cool?: ummmmm
Assume you were rich, where would you buy your clothes?: i don't wear clothes
What makes you smile?: little kids
What makes you frown?: saggy boobs
What's your ultimate goal/dream?: achieving my ultimate goal/dream!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA omg. super uber crap. hahaha
okay go study study NOW.
Oranje FTW!
Sunday, 15 June 2008, 2:39 pm
this is what you get when 2 siblings are bored of studying on a hot afternoon and they start being retarded. hahahah
oh oh, who's free for lunch? i've not eaten
1:36 pm
hmm, i've been tagged by 3 people (Val, Grace and Daryl). omg so do i have to the same shit thrice? hahahaIf your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
omg. start crying and run to mama!
If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
for the rest of my dreams to come true. (ah, done this before luh)
What will your dream wedding to be like?
lotsa hot sex and mass orgy!! HAHAHA. just kidding. hmm, church wedding. flowers. lots of flowers. and more flowers. and blah blah.
Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?
eh, my handphone is lying ahead of me. nope i'm not confused about it. hahaha
What's your ideal bus ride like?
i don't care. just as long as i arrive at my destination safely!
Do you have a person that you wish you will be with now?
eh, yeah. (i miss my mama! *weeps*) haha just kidding.
Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
walau so hard. i don't know. both?
How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
wait till the sky drops
If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
ARRRGGGHHHH. that sucks? yeah. haha. just don't care and move along. after all, there's a million fishes in the ocean and thousands of trees in the forest (you get what i mean even though environmental degradation is happening right now. haha!)
Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?
erm. erm erm. i doubt so.
How do you see yourself in ten years?
phyiscally and mentally 10 years older.
Who are currently most important people to you?
hmm. family. friends. slayers. more friends.
What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
you mean PERSONS. haha. okay, Val is a bitch. Grace is a slut. Daryl is a bastard. HAHHA just kidding. well, they're all great friends! (:
Would you rather to be single and rich or married but poor?
married but poor! love is the greatest gift of all.
What's the first thing you do when you switch on the computer?
er, grab the mouse.
Would you give all in a relationship?
hell yeah!
If you fall in love with two person simultaneously, who would you pick?
HAHA, Daryl's answer is hilarious!! hahaha. i think i'll use his method too
What type of friends do you have?
all types? horny, playful, irritating, retarded, crazy, hilarious etc. haha. i like them all! :D
If you were given the chance to turn back time, will you?
nope. well, everything that happened, happened for a reason. so... let it be.
What is the last thing you would do before you die?
read the Bible, spend time with my wife (if i have one). oh oh, i remembered dajie said she would watch TV. haha!
Last words to the person who tagged you (which you have never said before).
Val: i don't like you too! hahaha
Grace: ehh stop being so blur! hahahah
Daryl: dude, you rock and stone!
Wednesday, 11 June 2008, 11:59 am
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY to DARYL ONG SHI WEI!!!
Sunday, 8 June 2008, 12:32 pm
----------------Now playing: HIM - It's all tears
via FoxyTunes
The JC Lightbulb Joke
[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to
manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
HAHAHA
oh. and i hearts my band (:
Friday, 6 June 2008, 9:51 pm
LTC was the da bomb!!
i totally love my group!! Group 2/ Sirius!!! You guys rock!!
Geraldine (always call me retarded gay), Charmaine, Jeanette, Clare, Li Fang and Mellisa!
Michael (my fellow retarded gay!), David (chickennutbread HAHAHA), Justin, JC and Osman!!
Ms Lin, Mr Low and Anthea (hilarious) !
wootz! lots and lots of funnnnnnnn
rock climbing, flying fox, abseiling, obstacle course, trekking, wargh game, problem solving!!!
and reflections were useful too.
excellent time. learned a lot from this camp. i hope i can apply what i've learned
oh oh, about 2 more weeks till mid years. oh gosh. freakkkkk
Geraldine (always call me retarded gay), Charmaine, Jeanette, Clare, Li Fang and Mellisa!
Michael (my fellow retarded gay!), David (chickennutbread HAHAHA), Justin, JC and Osman!!
Ms Lin, Mr Low and Anthea (hilarious) !
wootz! lots and lots of funnnnnnnn
rock climbing, flying fox, abseiling, obstacle course, trekking, wargh game, problem solving!!!
and reflections were useful too.
excellent time. learned a lot from this camp. i hope i can apply what i've learned
oh oh, about 2 more weeks till mid years. oh gosh. freakkkkk
so open up my eager eyes
cause i'm mr birghtside
random random, haha
cause i'm mr birghtside
random random, haha
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