Yay, i'm back! From the kelong in Malaysia after spending 2 days, 1 night there. And it's so fun!
Hmm, where to start....

Okay, woke up really early on monday morning. Dad fetched my sis, Gabriel & i to Uncle Clarence's house and had to leave early cuz Dad needed to go to work. So reached Uncle Clarence's house at like... 7.15am? Yeah, and stoned there, waiting for Benjamin, Lydia & Jun May to come.

They finally came at 8plus. Time to zhao. Met Kah Hwee downstairs. And so... 10 people (Uncle Clarence, Aunty Geak Hong, Jessie, Lydia, Jun May, Kah Hwee, Benjamin, Gabriel, my sis and i) squeezed our butts out into a 7 seater car. Haha! And seriously, Lydia & Jun May are damn retarded!! HAHA! Screaming at every little thing!! HAHHA!

Drove to Changi Point Jetty and i saw a group of Joesphians!!! As well as Mr Tang and Mr Gary Sim!! But didn't go say hi. i found out its NPCC and according to Gabriel, they're going to OBS. Haha.

And we could finally leave after waiting for Uncle Clarence to find a car park which only had to pay per entry. Lol.

After clearing passports, we had to take a boat to the kelong. The boat ride was 90min and i sat till my butt cracked. haha.











Saw this uber-cool Navy ship. And it belongs to Malaysia! Haha





Lydia, Jun May & Jessie!

After the long ride and much screaming & laughter from Lydia and Jun May, we finally arrived at the kelong!! YAY! i was damn excited cuz i've never been to one and i wanna see what it looks like. Almost everything there is made of wood. The floor. The supporting beams. Yeah




This is the owner's main catching ground. The net is underwater. And at certain times of day, they would raise the net up (using a machine) and thousands of fishes would be caught in the net. And if lucky (most of the time), a super-duper-uber HUGE fish would be caught in it. Crap, i didn't take a photo of it.




This is the furthest end of the kelong. And Pulau Tekong is damn near. Like the island beside the kelong. About a 15 km from it. i think. And every few minutes can see airplanes leaving Pulau Tekong.




Hahha, this is the toilet. And see the hole there... The one where there's like a bright like coming from. Yup. Piss or shit inside and the urine & shit will just fall into the sea below. Haha. And its damn open. As in, can see the sea from that hole. Yeah. Cool eh?




This is the fish farm. The owners rear their fishes here. Including those big ones. Nice!




And there are dogs too!!! So CUTE!! :D :D :D :D




And there were dog shit almost everywhere. HAHA! And we witnessed a dog shitting! Yummy!

Ate lunch and drank lots of tea. Gosh, the tea is DAMN NICE!!!!! It's Lipton tea but the uncle make until damn nice! Even Sarah drank it! Hahha! And it's also freaking humid. There are fans but the generator weren't on. Probably saving energy or something. After that, we did our QT by ourselves. Sat outside. Was quite breezy.

So, after that, was FREE TIME!! Yay! Can do whatever we want. We decided to try our luck in fishing. Yep, fishing. i didn't know Benjamin have an interest in fishing. He have a fishing rod, but didn't bring it. He only brought the fishing reel and some fishing lines.




This is the bait. Free for all. Anyhow take also can. Hahha. And i dissected some fishes. Pretty interesting. And made the girls grossed out! Haha!!




Uncle Clarence trying his luck




Benjamin the pro.



Caught anything?




Yep, this is the bait. And yes, the hook pokes through the eye socket. =)




Finding crabs. And Lydia & Jun May screamed so much that it probably scared off all the crabs & fishes. Hahha.





And we got 3 crabs! Hahha.




and a jellyfish too!




As well as fishes. We didn't use a fishing to catch this. Thanks to Uncle Clarence's bright idea. We used a container that we found. Poked a hole through it. Tied the bait there. And lower it into the water. Ta-da. Caught these fishes :D

And then, i dunno what uncle Clarence wanted to do. He took a fish, swing it around and threw it upwards. But the fish didn't drop into the water sia! It landed back onto the platform!! OUCH!!! Damn FUNNY!!
So, after fishing, time to rest and clean up. Tried to get some sleep in the house. But as usual, the girls were damn noisy! Haha! So, in the end, i went out and slept on a sofa outside. Near the sea. No wait, i didn't sleep. i tried to sleep. But couldn't. So, went to the end of the kelong. Sat there with Benjamin. It's nice enjoying the wind.

Dinner was really early. At around 5.30pm. Yeah. AND THE FOOD ROCKS!!!! The fish is damn fresh, the crab is fresh & sweet, the fried prawn with oat cereal & green chili is also damn nice! There was also steamboat. Mhmm, nice nice.

After dinner was shower. After shower was gathering. Had a great time talking to God. Telling Him everything that i wanted to say. Felt really good after that :D

Afterwhich, was FREE TIME!! Again! Haha. So, we watched Campus Superstar. Benjamin's schoolmate is in the competition. And he looks like a junkie. A bit of that junkie face. Hahha.

"Wha, so cute!" " That guy damn handsome! " " Ai ya, sure out one lah. i want him out!! "

Haha. (Er, not i say one hor). Anyways, we talked so loud the fishes underneath us was probably freaked out. haha

And there was supper too!!! BBQ SEAFOOD!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN NICE NICE DELICIOUS!! The chili stingray was extremely good. One of the best i've ever had. The chili they used was like... Oh, so heavenly. Hahaha!! And the chicken wings too! Marinated with black pepper sauce. Oh gosh, freaking nice. And lastly, the PRAWNS!!!!! it was really really delicious! And i ate like... 3-quarters of the plate of prawns!! HAHA. And i made Lydia damn jealous too. Cuz i eat alot but dun grow fat. Hahha



The mountain pile of prawn shells. =) =) =) =)


Hmm, so after Campus Superstar ended, we watched anime on arts central. Jigoku Shouju. Girl from Hell. It's damn nice. And i'm hooked onto it already! After Jigoku Shouju, it was Witchhunter Robin. Was kinda boring so some us decided to play Mahjong. And yes! i know how to play le!!! YAY! Thanks to Lydia and Benjamin for teaching me! :D

But we got bored after a while cuz its always Jessie or Lydia who keep winning. =(

Sarah & Kah Hwee went to sleep. While the rest of us stayed up. Then i realised that i still have my fishing line at the platform outside. So i went out to take a look. And the rest of them followed too. Haha. But so sad, there weren't any fish on the fishing line. Except for the bait.

Then i suggested going to the end of the kelong and stay up till 6plus to watch sunrise. Haha. Alright man!! Oh gosh, the wind was like super sia! Damn windy! So it was like freaking cold!!!

So we sat on the chairs there and talked crap. Talk cock. Sing song. And also see who can say the most English, Chinese & Hokkien vulgarity. HAHAHA!

Then i buay tahan liao, i went back to grab my jacket. As i was the only one who brought jacket... We shared it. Haha. Sat in a circle and placed the jacket on top. It's actually our legs that are feeling cold lor. But damn nice lah. The wind is shiok! Then Benjamin & i lifted our shirts, to see who can tahan the longest. HAHAHA!!

Hmm, at 4-plus am, the owners lifted up the nets. Whoa, this time got a huge fish sia!! Damn Long. probably my 3-quarters of height. And there was a puffer fish too! hahha

Went for toilet break. After that, went back there to sit down. And Jessie was wearing my jacket. But it looks like she's wearing a dress cuz it's too big for her! Hahha. Sian, couldn't take any photos cuz it was damn dark & the lights there weren't switched on.

Then we continue talking crap. While some of us try to get some sleep. Eh-uh, i was damn sleepy. No, wait, everyone was damn sleepy. But we still tahan.

Then finally... 6am le. But then, like the sun not rising leh... i think the sun pang seh us or something. haha. So we went back to the house. Then the uncle say must sit outside the house, the sun gonna rise le. So we took chairs & sat outside waiting. And we slept while waiting. Lol.

Then Jessie really buay tahan. She went to sleep before the sunrise. So it was like... She stayed up for nothing? Haha. Lol.

And then... YES! Sunrise! i woke up at around 6.40am The sun is rising!!











Nice? Yeah, looks like our efforts paid off. Haha. Whoa, then i really really buay tahan sia! i put back my chair and then chiong to the bed and fell asleep the moment i lie down. ZZZzzzzzzzz

Woke up later at around 8.30am Ate breakfast. Couldn't really eat. Was so damn sleepy. Breakfast was porridge. With fish. So nice that uncle Clarence took 5 bowls. Hahha!!

So, we left at around 9.30am. Haiz... So sad. Gotta leave this place =(

This is like, one of the best places i've been for holiday. The food was excellent. The uncle & the workers were nice too. The scenary was good. And i love the wind at night! :D

it was great spending time with my friends and building bonds (covalent, ionic, metallic & james bond). And damnit, Jun May, i still dunno what pink peanut is. haha

i wish i can come back here. Hopefully can go again at the end of the year. After O Levels.


So, Who wanna go?

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